Product features
- Shoulder tape for durability and stabilitySome heroes wear capes. Others clock in and take care of business... literally.
This sarcastic classic is made for the men and women who know the real meaning of “paid time.” Perfect for construction crews, shop talk, and anyone who needs a laugh on break.
✅ Soft, breathable cotton for maximum comfort
✅ Durable print that survives every wash (and every shift)
✅ Perfect gag gift for co-workers, mechanics, and smartasses
✅ Available in multiple colors and sizes
Wear it proudly — because you’re not lazy… you’re just optimizing payroll efficiency. 💩
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
22.40 |
23.70 |
25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape
- Made from strong, smooth fabric ideal for printing
- Ethically sourced 100% US cotton with Oeko-Tex certification
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
